i was with a new friend yesterday and he was telling us how he worked on a maple syrup farm and then he kind of pulls me aside and was like “hey don’t tell anyone but i can get you some maple syrup at a nice discount price but technically it’s not legal but let’s keep that on the down low” and i think i just made friends with an illegal maple syrup dealer
My internet was down for 5 minutes so i went downstairs and spoke to my family
They seem like nice people
yeah I speak Chinese
well fuck I’m chinese and I stared at this for about ten minutes before I got it
The story of how a hamster taught me the true meaning of freedom.
new video everyone! please help me out by reblogging this and i will lovingly stalk the blogs of those of you that do ☺ thank you!
such an inspiring story dan
when she says she doesn’t send nudes
when guys objectify women and expect them to send nudes
when someone asks you about your nuclear plans for russia
When Russia sends you nudes
aw shit get it wednesday
HA! I almost forgot to reblog this today
Every Wednesday from now on.
Its wednesday yo
this never comes on my dash at the right time anymore :( i think i went two weeks without it and now i’m reblogging it on a thursday
GOD DAMN YES FINALLY BLOGGED IT ON A WEDNESDAY