OH MY GOD
Things I need:
After the war is over, Zeus offers to grant each of the seven one wish. Anything.
Annabeth steps up and asks, “I would like to be able to say anything, anything at all, to one of the Olympian gods without fear of punishment or retribution.”
Zeus, confused, allows her this request.
She turns to Hera and says, “Fuck. You.”
Percy has to be carried out of the throne room because he’s laughing so hard.
The year is 2030. A family is sitting round a dinner table.
Child: Can you pass the salt?
Mother: *glares*
Mother: Now, you know that's not polite. Ask nicely.
Child: *sighs*
Child: Swiggity swalt, pass me the salt.
Mother: Very good.
okay so you can never kill off your narrator right.
i think thats why Rick changed the point of view for the Heroes of Olympus series, so he could kill off percy.
SOBS UNCONTROLLABLY
WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT
STOP NO
NO I CANT THINK OF THIS
Or he’s going to kill Percy, Annabeth, Leo and Piper…
i just want the seven to somehow read the HoO books and then while the girls are worried, the boys start arguing about who's hotter
jason: yo percy your girlfriend called me ruggedly handsome
percy: your girlfriend called me cute
frank: percy your girlfriend called me cute too
percy: your girlfriend said i looked like a god
frank:
jason:
percy:
percy: ANNABETH
jason: PIPER
frank: HAZEL
leo:
maybe i should do my homework
let’s consult david tennant
david tennant has spoken
this post is my whole life
Does anybody remember this show? Where Mickey had a comedy club that all the classic characters would go to. Every episode there would be a different story line that had to do with the club and at the same time they would play the old Mickey Mouse clips that everyone in the club would watch. Yeah, it was a good show.
This was my favorite show.
REMEMBER WHEN THE VILLAINS TOOK OVER TOO
